Stewie Griffin
Stewart Gilligan “Stewie” Griffin is a fictional character in the animated series Family Guy voiced by Seth MacFarlane. Stewie is a one-year-old with a very sophisticated psyche. Stewie is well-spoken, with an advanced vocabulary and an English accent and an ambiguous sexual orientation. Stewie’s sexuality – even though he is a one-year-old – is deliberately ambiguous and he frequently is depicted wearing women’s clothes and sometimes makeup.
Stewie is also bent on world domination as well as the destruction of Lois, his mother and often refers to his father, Peter as “The Fat Man”.
On the show, Stewie engages in extreme violent or criminal acts, including robbery, carjacking, loan sharking, forgery, and killing off many minor characters. The characters he kills off are for reasons such as anger, jealousy, and grudges he holds. Stewie’s mastery of physics, mechanical engineering, and firearms are at a level of science fiction.
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Liberace
Wladziu Valentino Liberace better known by only his last name Liberace, was a famous American entertainer and pianist. When Elvis Presley and The Beatles were at the height of their popularity, Liberace was the highest paid entertainer in the world.
Unlike the concerts of classical pianists which normally ended with applause and a retreat off-stage, Liberace’s shows ended with the public invited on-stage to touch the maestro’s clothes, piano, jewelry, and hands. Kisses, handshakes, hugs, and caresses usually followed.
A critic summed up his appeal near the end of Liberace’s life: ” Mr. Showmanship has another more potent, drawing power to his show: the warm and wonderful way he works his audience. Surprisingly enough, behind all the glitz glitter, the corny false modesty and the shy smile, Liberace exudes a love that is returned to him a thousand-fold.”
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Captain Jack Sparrow
Captain Jack Sparrow is a fictional character from the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise who is portrayed by Johnny Depp.
Sparrow is the Pirate Lord of the Caribbean Sea and can be treacherous, surviving mostly by using wit and negotiation rather than weapons and force; although he will fight if necessary, he tries to flee most dangerous situations.
Sparrow sports dreadlocks, an aesthetic influenced by Depp’s rock n’ roll approach to pirating. In addition to a red bandana, Sparrow wears numerous objects in his hair, sports eye makeup and has several gold teeth.
According to screenwriters, Sparrow is a trickster who uses wit and deceit to attain his goals. He walks with a slightly drunken swagger and has slurred speech and flailing hand gestures. He alsowears a three-cornered leather hat.
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Erik von Markovik AKA "Mystery".
Canadian author and entertainer Erik von Markovik is also known as “Mystery”. Well known in the “seduction community”, he is one of the main characters in the non-fiction book “The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists” by his “best friend” Neil Strauss.
He was featured in the 2007 VH1 reality television series The Pick-up Artist. Mystery is the self-proclaimed “world’s greatest pick-up artist” and was introduced as the “world’s most successful pick-up artist” during the premiere of his VH1 show.
Mystery has also received several notable awards within the seduction community. Mystery has been ranked as one of the Top 10 Pick-up Artists Of The Year for the last seven years, and one commercial website awarded him the top spot in 2007.
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